leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

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28.Jul.14 4 days ago
,,

maybe

someone who isn’t going to do what you asked (via guy)

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28.Jul.14 4 days ago

awfullyy:

I tweet because I enjoy talking to myself.

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28.Jul.14 4 days ago

inbox:

is hitting children with your car considered bullying

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28.Jul.14 4 days ago

slenclerman:

gaining a new follower

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28.Jul.14 5 days ago
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